Tuesday 26 April 2016

❤ Tapping The Billionaire ❤ Max Monroe ❤ #BillionaireBadBoys1 ❤ GIVEAWAY

© Bianca Janeane ✰ 

Billionaire Bad Boys #1
• release date: 26 April 2016
• #2 Banking The Billionaire will be out soon!
(Thatcher & Cassie)

• #3 Scoring The Billionaire will be out soonish
(Wes & Willie)

Cover Designer: Perfect Pear Creative
Photo Credit: David Vance Photography
5 Stars

Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, done that.

Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the internet is not her friend.
No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can’t find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dick pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good

But why can’t she stop fantasizing about him?

Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy
dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile.
he isn’t.

As his employee, he won’t touch her with a ten foot pole.
But she won’t touch him either.

Too bad their hormones missed the memo.

Never mix business with pleasure.
That is or rather has always been both Kline & Georgia's motto.
But now Georgia suddenly gets invited to dinner by her hot-as-hell boss Mr. Kline Brooks - Mazillionaire!!!

...it didn't hurt that he was easy on the eyes. Well, not my eyes, but other women's eyes. I was sure he was easy on their eyes. My eyes knew not to look at him.

Ok, he says he's only asking her because she was at the right place at the right time and because he won't survive another one of his mom's blind-dates. But he also said that he thinks she's fucking hot.
So, of course 26-year-old-virgin Georgia said yes!
Even though she was almost ready to date her dating-app-flirt @BAD_Ruck.
What she doesn't know, of course, is .... Kline IS her dating-app dick-pic-flirt. Only it wasn't his dick in that message, but that's another story....

Can Georgia really date her boss?
Will he run screaming once he finds out she's a virgin?
Will they both cheat with their app-flirts? Or is it even cheating when it's themselves their cheating with?
Or will one of them find out who the app-flirt is??
Lots of questions - lots of stuff happening until we might see a Happily Ever After on the horizon...


One word: LIMES!

I'm not telling you that of course ☺


Eeeeep - KLINE BROOKS is finally on my kindle!
I was really looking forward to reading it - even though I still have NO idea which 2 authors make up the author-duo of Max Monroe. I guessed a lot, but nothing has been confirmed yet. ☺

It's a pretty long book - I was somehow expecting something shorter - no idea why ☺

It was hilariously funny and sexy and in some scenes you want to put your hands in front of your eyes or run away screaming - that's where you poor english people are missing one word: FREMDSCHÄMEN!!!
That's when you're totally embarassed about what someone is doing or saying or what is happening to someone, that you just can't watch or even want to hide or run away.... That happened here a few times.☺☺☺

The supporting cast is amazing!!!!
Georgia's friend and colleague Dean! Hilariously over-gay!
Georgia's best friend and room-mate Cassie - who breaks out in spontaneous songs about the most ridiculous/inappropriate topics. (Btw. Cassie will be next book's heroine - she'll be paired with Kline's best friend Thatcher - who is just as inappropriate and hilarious.)
Also inappropriate and hilarious is Georgia's mom - a sex therapist!!! And her Dad Dick Cummings! Adorable!
Perfect cast - I SO need to see this book turned into a movie!
2 hours swoon-staring at Kline Brooks!!!!! Hell yes!

But of course the story is not only funny - it's sexy as hell too!!!!

...and adorable and cute and sweet and New York-ish and ugh...
I loved how Kline is not your typical billionaire idiot, but this really sweet and down-to-earth guy with great parents - nobody had a bad childhood here.
Two amazing people with amazing friends and family come together to make another perfect family....
Sounds a bit too perfect - but of course it's not... there's a lot of anxiety and secrets and whatnot to overcome before we get to our HEA!!! ☺ But the way we're getting there is adorably hilarious and sexy and just great!!!!

If I had to name someting I didn't like?? Hm - maayyyybe the Cover. Yes, I love it - the cover is sexy and hot and all - BUT - it doesn't fit the book. In my opinion it cheapens the story a tiny bit. We have this hot-as-hell CEO guy in a suit most of the time and the cover-guy is not really our Kline :/ I don't really know what I mean, but I think the story should not be judged by this cover and it probably will. Yes, we have very sexy and funny moments in this book - A LOT OF THEM - but it's not only this tiny little, funny, sexy romance like the cover suggests by being all sexy, white and pinkish ☺.
I would've preferred a cover with a suited guy with a girl at his side...maybe both holding phones or pfff - what do I know. I'm not a cover-maker ☺☺☺

TAPPING THE BILLIONAIRE was an extremely hilarious and sexy romance! Run to your nearest amazon and one-click yourselves some Kline Brooks!!!


••• GIVEAWAY •••



—Two established romance authors join forces to bring you more books and stuff. Together.—
Two men, two women, or, perhaps, one of each. Everyone is asking—Who is Max Monroe?
Hell, we could even be Colleen Hoover.
You decide.

Disclaimer: Yeah, we’re not Colleen Hoover.