Monday 10 June 2013

Strings by Kendall Grey - Review

*** WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.  Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks. ***

The moment I saw this on Kendall Grey's FB page, I knew I had to read it!!

Letty Dillinger is a struggling rock chick, down to the last few dollars in the bank.

Her band Cherry Buzz Float is only performing a few gigs a month, and her dreams of making it big are withering every day.

On her 25th birthday, alone at a bar, she meets a hot, tattooed stranger.  No names are exchanged, but they share a wild night of hot monkey sex before passing out.

"You ever been butt boinked by a drunk, dildo-clad woman before?"
There's that naughty grin again.  "No, but I'll try anything once." 

The next morning she leaves before he wakes, thinking she will never see him again.

That morning she also gets the call the has been waiting for all her life - the band has been booked for a lengthy tour.

The tour is with a band they have a bad history with - Killer Dixon.  Killer Dixon has a new bass player/singer - her mystery Man Todd Armstrong.

 "Would it really be so bad to ride their coattails to fame and then fart in their faces when we blow past them? Hell, we could even light the farts."

And this is when the fun and games start.

Letty and Todd will be touring on the same tour bus for months, trying to keep their atrraction to one another secret, all the while hooking of for some of the funniest sex scenes I have read in a long time!

I loved the writing, loved the story.  This kept me up until 3am this morning finishing it!

If you are any of the things in the warning, this book is definitely not for you.  If you have a dirty mind and like your smut down and dirty, give this a go!!

✰✰and a half smutty stars